Self Improvement

Self improvement.

As far as I can tell almost everyone excepting possibly myself – only kidding – can at least from time to time find a way to enhance themselves. Although on a Monday morning you may feel you’re as perfect you can be certainly if you pay attention at all by Tuesday evening you can’t help but realize there is at least a little something you might consider doing to enhance yourself.

As you’ll discover in this exhibit self enhancement has a long, long history some highlights of which are included below:

Wealth:

Wealth and Money. The top box cover declares – “Become Independently Wealthy” complimented by the drawing of a smiling man in a suit and top hat lighting his cigar with dollar bill which tells one and all that this is the kit you can’t live without.

Almost everyone, well I’m not sure if “almost” is an appropriate word because probably everyone, or at least everyone with a somewhat working brain, would not reject additional money. Perhaps the little girl on a current TV ad who throws cereal at a financial advisor might be an exception but otherwise forget about it, everyone could use a little extra cash and this kit promises such.

So here is the kit for the rest of us to use. It’s simple, complete and to the point – no complicated mathematical computer programming, no impossible expensive advice from a financial counselor or any confusing legal input is needed or wanted. Instead this kit concentrates on the 3 basic basics – DARK GLASSES, CUP AND PENCIL. The dark glasses are included as they are intended to protect your identity and thus they will prevent your investors or the authorities from knowing who you are. The cup I’m not as sure about, perhaps a place for someone to pay you for your invaluable help. The cup was no doubt chosen as a symbol to indicate the importance of simplicity and immediate accessibility of a place for your profits. I’d suggest you include an envelope in which to transfer any large contributions. The pencil, hmm, perhaps to write down your transactions so you can keep track of them, but I’d be cautious about taking the extra time needed to do this. Instead I’d opt for the “get the money and run” strategy, in which case a license plate free car would be a very important addition to your kit. But each of us must decide on our own what is absolutely necessary for our get rich kit. Good luck to one and all.

Health:

Well Pac Health Kit. The Well Pac Health Kit is simple but complete, easy to use, store and hopefully find when needed. It includes all the bare health core essentials and who really needs anything more? In the kit’s defense when it was created no one could have guessed that in time more complicated, incomprehensible and expensive health aids would come to exist and would be claimed as absolutely, resolutely needed. So why not give this simple kit a chance? Or course, make sure that you have directions to your nearest medical emergency agency available.

Physical Betterment:

The next three items bear similarities of sorts but each is truly at the same time unique. After checking this trio out you will be in the position to determine if any or all can be of help to you.

Tummy Trimmer

Twist Tone Exercisor

Beauty Twist

Although without question each of the three is a self-helper of the past, each shows an appreciation for the opportunity to improve at home and or in a party situation. Just strap on the Tummy Trimmer around your waist and start its bar operated self up and then decide whether to test out the Twist Tone Exercisor or the Beauty Twist and twist away those extra pounds and inches! You’ll be a new more beautiful person in no time. Ready for love no doubt.

Making Love Yours:

So far in this exhibit you’ve become enhanced – you’ve got more money and your health has improved! Wow! And now there’s more, no doubt the most important component of self-improvement – that is love. And who doesn’t want a little more, in fact, a lot more love?

A note of importance – whatever kind of love you may be craving is fine if it is between/among persons who are at least 18 years of age and

NEVER WITH ANYONE UNDER AGE,

AGAIN, NEVER WITH ANYONE UNDER AGE.

Okay so you know, have been told in no certain terms the user requirements of this exhibit and know the rules you must follow.

Honeymoon Kit. Wow! What a find brought to us by Nina Nightly. She so cleverly and artfully brings us every part of falling in love, making love (unfortunately including a rubber with an unknown small opening), and the following inevitabilities – that included getting pregnant, getting married, going on a honeymoon, and in nine months having a baby. Certain things don’t change over time. So check that rubber for holes.

Bedroom Mood Meter. The Bedroom. Two lovers. Two arrows. Significantly, the female arrow is red and the male arrow is green, giving each an opportunity to indicate her/his choice concerning the hoped for activities of the evening or whenever. Please make sure to check out the options to choose from. And then try to imagine any chance of agreement. Hmm. Oddly or not so oddly, the kit doesn’t mention the after effects of the choices made on this meter which could be significant and everlasting and not necessarily in a good way. And I’m sure the Bedroom Mood Meter was not returnable so live with it, whatever effects it may turn out to have.